customer: a tall man with long face and hairy nose
entering the talk-room taking his seat
assistant’s question: what is your deal
my deal is investing money in your bank
I wonder if your interest rate is high enough
and the action is safe. And if I have access to my money
whatever time. And duration, and every detail.
well Sir, our offer is most advantageous ever,
the champion of investment branch.
nobody can beat us,
as we have close contacts
to most lucrative deals
on emerging markets.
and what about the risks?
our risk management is famous
no danger exists at all
because we always defend your money.
no, at us there’s no crisis
nor false news
we are the emerging bank of the emerging world